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Skip Bil-ary: I’m the man for the job.

It’s official. I’ve decided I have the qualifications to become a candidate for President of the U.S.A.

What do you think?


You Are 5: The Investigator


You’re independent – and a logical analytical thinker.
You love learning and ideas… and know things no one else does.Bored by small talk, you refuse to participate in boring conversations.
You are open minded. A visionary. You understand the world and may change it.At Your Best: You are sharp, inventive, and creative. You have the skills to lead the world.At Your Worst: You are reclusive, weird, and a bit paranoid.

Your Fixation: Greed

Your Primary Fear: Being useless or incompetent

Your Primary Desire: Being competent and needed

Other Number 5’s: Bill Gates, John Lennon, Kurt Cobain, Bjork, and Stephen Hawking.

What Number Are You?

“Know things that no one else does…” Can you even imagine the number of things DubYah knows that we will never, ever know?  Scary.

“Refuse to participate in boring conversations…”  Like at press conferences with the media persistently ask why…or how… or when…and DubYah grins and blithely states that he said he wasn’t going to answer those questions.  Because he’s just not gonna do it.  He doesn’t have to.

“Have the skills to lead the world…”  Think about it — his daddy set things up ahead of time.  And then he just hired all of his daddy’s people.  And he made sure no one ever actually saw Cheney.  Ever.  And setting up the whole hanging chad thing was a good touch just to make sure.

“Being useless or incompetent…”  Who was it that said that the only thing we have to fear is fear itself?  Churchill?  Actually, it was Eleanor Roosevelt.  Okay, so be afraid.  Be very afraid.  Wait.  I already am. (See below)

“Reclusive, weird, and a bit paranoid…”

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17 responses to “Skip Bil-ary: I’m the man for the job.”

  1. paisley

    well i am #4 the individualist… and very truthfully,,, as soon as i found i shared this number with johnny depp,,, i totally forgot to read the rest!!!!!!!

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  2. dawn

    I can’t even fight it…. it’s probably true…..

    You Are 4: The Individualist
    You are sensitive and intuitive, with others and yourself.
    You are creative and dreamy… plus dramatic and unpredictable.

    You’re emotionally honest, real, and easily hurt.
    Totally expressive, others always know exactly how you feel.

    At Your Best: You are inspired, artistic, and introspective. You know what you’re thinking, and you can communicate it well.

    At Your Worst: You are melancholy, alienated, and withdrawn.

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  3. Jerry

    Actually, it was FDR that said “The only thin we have to fear is…”

    Churchill was far more pragmatic. If perhaps a bit monomaniacal.

    As for W, you give him too much credit. Even as a staunch republican, I can’t condone his recent tack of ignoring fact to persue a preset goal.

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  4. kellypea

    paisley, I totally get it. That’s what I thought when I saw Bill Gates — think money… And why in hell are all of mine guys? Huh? Where’s all the stud-like women?

    Dawn, it’s a bit unnerving how these things are. I am always a bit creeped out by the whole thing. But considering your artistic self, don’t you have to be the other things to be truly great? 😉

    Jerry, I’ve actually seen several people given credit for that quotation. Even Eleanor Roosevelt. I haven’t checked Brainy Quotes dot com, but I’m fairly sure…And “staunch Republicans” aren’t passionate about cooking, are they? Are you sure you don’t have a bit o’ tree hugger in you? Hmmmmm?

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  5. meleah rebeccah

    Im putting your name on the ballad and voting for you.

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  6. meleah rebeccah

    MY RESULTS:

    You Are 4: The Individualist
    You are sensitive and intuitive, with others and yourself.
    You are creative and dreamy… plus dramatic and unpredictable.

    You’re emotionally honest, real, and easily hurt.
    Totally expressive, others always know exactly how you feel.

    At Your Best: You are inspired, artistic, and introspective. You know what you’re thinking, and you can communicate it well.

    At Your Worst: You are melancholy, alienated, and withdrawn.

    Your Fixation: Envy

    Your Primary Fear: To have no identity

    Your Primary Desire: To find yourself

    Other Number 4’s: Alanis Morisette, Johnny Depp, J.D. Salinger, Jim Morrison, and Anne Rice.

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  7. meleah rebeccah

    Great…didnt Ann Rice loose her damn mind? Shit.

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  8. cooper

    I came in at number five as well.

    Who knew>

    I was kind stuck of when it came to choosing among pride, lust and avarice though. 😉

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  9. DaveJ

    While I have no doubt of your qualifications, I regretfully inform you that all that is required to perform the duties of the presidential office is to A.) have descended from a chimpanzee, and B.) have a total lack of respect for you fellow human being.

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  10. kellypea

    meleah, I’m not surprised that you’d be in tune with paisley. You sensitive types…I have a shoulder for you dear 🙂

    And you can put me on the “ballad” because then people would sing about me and I’d finally be famous. *wink*

    Cooper…what can I say? Great minds think alike? WOOT! I’m cheerzin’ you with my chardonnay right now. And I had trouble choosing between those things as well. Hmmm…avarice and greed? Who wrote this?

    Dave. A person after my own heart with the monkey comment. Oh. Excuuuuuuuuze me. Chimpanzee. Bwahahahahahahaha! Toadally. (meleah — I stole your word. ;))

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  11. nursemyra

    I’m a five like you. don’t know about the greed thing though. I’m not fixated on greed…..

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  12. Ben

    Kelly/Obama ’08 I’d vote for that! :-p

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  13. The Chick

    I’d vote for you, Kel….no question!

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  14. kellypea

    nursemyra, yes, greed was the odd thing — well unless I consder my craving for dishes. It’s a problem.

    Ben, I’d institute pepitas as an ingredient in everyone’s muffins. WHY don’t you like them?

    Hey Chick. I usually quit mid stream, so the vote wouldn’t be a good one.

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  15. Ben

    LOL. Maybe I don’t like them because one of my uncles made such nasty noises while eating them. But pepitas eating would be the least of my political concerns 🙂

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  16. kellypea

    Ben, mine, too. Not the uncle — the political concerns. But I have to lay off here because when I let that steam out, no one comments. Still, the steam is building.

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  17. Ben

    LOL, I know. People don’t like being involved in politics, even when they threaten their freedom and comfortable lives. I’ll never understand that. :/

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