It’s official. I’ve decided I have the qualifications to become a candidate for President of the U.S.A.
What do you think?
You Are 5: The Investigator
You’re independent – and a logical analytical thinker.
You love learning and ideas… and know things no one else does.Bored by small talk, you refuse to participate in boring conversations.
You are open minded. A visionary. You understand the world and may change it.At Your Best: You are sharp, inventive, and creative. You have the skills to lead the world.At Your Worst: You are reclusive, weird, and a bit paranoid.
Your Fixation: Greed
Your Primary Fear: Being useless or incompetent
Your Primary Desire: Being competent and needed
Other Number 5’s: Bill Gates, John Lennon, Kurt Cobain, Bjork, and Stephen Hawking.
“Know things that no one else does…” Can you even imagine the number of things DubYah knows that we will never, ever know? Scary.
“Refuse to participate in boring conversations…” Like at press conferences with the media persistently ask why…or how… or when…and DubYah grins and blithely states that he said he wasn’t going to answer those questions. Because he’s just not gonna do it. He doesn’t have to.
“Have the skills to lead the world…” Think about it — his daddy set things up ahead of time. And then he just hired all of his daddy’s people. And he made sure no one ever actually saw Cheney. Ever. And setting up the whole hanging chad thing was a good touch just to make sure.
“Being useless or incompetent…” Who was it that said that the only thing we have to fear is fear itself? Churchill? Actually, it was Eleanor Roosevelt. Okay, so be afraid. Be very afraid. Wait. I already am. (See below)
“Reclusive, weird, and a bit paranoid…”