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A Valentine

Just thought I’d let you know how much you matter. Really.

So thanks for reading and consider me your valentine.

Well, just in case you don’t have one. Here's your Valentine

Or, if you DO have one and “it” didn’t give you a Valentine…

…tell it to snap out of it for me and remind it that a Valentine can be as simple as:

  • a three carat diamond hug; or
  • as sweet as two dozen long stemmed roses a clean toilet bowl;
  • a cruise around the world trip to the trash can with the day’s garbage, or
  • a tender I love you “Can you get me another beer, babe?”  Erm…well, that wouldn’t exactly work, would it?

Whatever rocks your boat.

It’s the thought that counts. And if you actually believe anyone who says it really doesn’t matter, I’ve got prime rain forest property here in Paradise anytime you want it.

It always matters.

So that’s why I made you a Valentine with the bonus of a free lecture for no extra cost.

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10 responses to “A Valentine”

  1. Ben

    Happy Valentine’s Day my dear Kelly. I do have a valentine but I am not expecting anything tomorrow and I can’t do anything yet. I still have that nasty flu 🙁

    Oh well, there’s always the day after Valentine’s day, right?

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  2. kellypea

    You are so right, Ben. And I’m so sorry to hear you’re still not feeling well. Drink lots of tea, light some scented candles, and cozy up. That’s better than going out anyway, don’t you think? I’ll send you some positive vibes for good health, ‘kay? Hugs.

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  3. melissa

    You are so thoughtful. Everyone needs a “little extra” every
    now and then.. Happy Valentine’s day to you and your loved ones!

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  4. chefmom

    Happy Valentine’s day to you! Can I copy your list of nice things to do for your Valentine and tape it to my front door? That way when my Husband (who gave me a “oh and Happy V-day” on his way out the door) Might possibly get the hint? LOl! Have a great day!

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  5. meleah rebeccah

    Yeay Finally, someone will be my valentine! xxoo

    Happy Valentines Day!

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  6. dawn

    LMAO… “and “it” didn’t give you a Valentine…”

    Happy Valentine’s Day!

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  7. BeckEye

    Happy V-Day! I miss the days when I used to get like 25 Valentines. You know, the Snoopy or Looney Tunes ones in grade school. 🙂

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  8. Scott

    hug – done (you don’t need to tell me to do that)

    toilet bowl – didn’t do it today but normally do it when it needs it

    trash – done. Actually, Gina leaves it on the back porch for me and I take it out to the cans when I get home. The other day I mentioned that it would be much easier if she just left it out by the cans for me. Then I wouldn’t have to walk to the house and then all the way back out to the garage, and then back to the house – but so far she is still leaving it on the porch.

    SB

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  9. cooper

    I’m sorry that 3 karat diamond I bought for you fell out of my hand when I slipped on the ice during the ice storm, and because the electricity was off there were no street lights, so I was unable to see where it went. I felt around on that cold hard black ice for hours. ;(

    Happy Hearts to you Kelly. 😉

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  10. kellypea

    Thanks, Melissa. My mom raised me right! Hope your day was grand…

    ChefMom — the front door list would be subtle I’m thinking — Bwhahahaha!

    meleah — you have a swell Dad. I’m sure you’re his.

    Dawn — I love that you noticed it!

    Beckeye, I remember worrying about whether I’d get one from everyone. Well, except for the kid named Bruce who wrote, “I like you. Do you like me?” when I was in the fourth grade. EWWWW.

    Scott — any guy who hugs spontaneously is quite the guy! The trash thing is pretty funny.

    Cooper, I did read about your dark icy scary voting experience. But knowing you were also multitasking with my pre-thought of valentine? I knew you were Wonder Woman, but now I’m just speechless. Well for five seconds anyway…

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