Snarking

Skip Bil-ary: I’m the man for the job.

December 3, 2007

It’s official. I’ve decided I have the qualifications to become a candidate for President of the U.S.A. What do you think? You Are 5: The Investigator You’re independent – and a logical analytical thinker. You love learning and ideas… and know things no one else does.Bored by small talk, you refuse to participate in boring [...]

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To Whom it May Concern

November 6, 2007

Dorothy, are we in Kansas yet? I don’t know what day in NaBloPoMo I’m in, but have already figured out that it’s a gonna be a long haul… November 6, 2007 To Whom it May Concern: There isn’t one special person I’d like to address today. Blame it on Thinner. You know, that hunk ‘o [...]

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Dear Walmart…

November 2, 2007

My journey as a NaBloPoMo-Ho continues into its second day… November 2, 2007 Dear Retailers (and in particular, Big Box Retailers, but specifically, Walmart): It has been noted that you have begun to show concern with respect to your sales projections for the upcoming holiday season, and as a result, have begun to slash prices. [...]

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Douse ‘em all!

October 27, 2007

Moisture at last… Ahhhhh….moisture in the atmosphere. Nothing like a thick blanket of fog to dampen things and cool down some tempers. A bucket of cold water would most likely work better for some. So here’s my list of recipients of the “Bucket of Cold Water in the Face” award for a flagrant display of [...]

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Get Out Your Deflector Shields

October 26, 2007

Yanno, I was going to have a lovely, quiet morning. Feh. After a much needed eleven hours of sleep last night (evacuated relatives, non-stop fire coverage, no school, no work, and a busy Las Vegas weekend) I stretched, poured my coffee and began to plan my day. Fire coverage is dwindling (thankfully and finally), the [...]

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Edsels, Nexters, and Whining Reporters

September 7, 2007

I know this constitutes the second politically based commentary I’ve made in a single day, but in the spirit of ranting about “the other side,” I thought, what the hell. So finally Fred Thompson has officially declared his candidacy for the Presidency. And although that isn’t a surprise, it is a bit humorous that he [...]

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Grinning and Swearing over Syllabi

September 6, 2007

It’s a little difficult to write when my iTunes playlist is soothing the crabby writing self I was planning on strutting today to commune with my First Day of Not Going to School hangover. No, not that kind of a hang over. Sheesh! It’s more of a recovery from the smackdown all those papers that [...]

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